Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day.
One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France. At
the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. They
all replied that they were contractors,the guard said, "Hey we need one of
the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a
bid?"
So, to the back fence they all went to heck it out. First to step up was
the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some
measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for
materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and
pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for
$700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, $2,700." The guard,
incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from
France."
All hail Naija oh...
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