Amaka asks Emeka, her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents.
Since this is such a big event, Amaka announced to Emeka that after dinner, she would like them to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, Emeka is ecstatic, because he has never had sex too before, so he takes a trip to the Pharmacist to get some condoms.
The Pharmacist helps Emeka for about an hour, telling him everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.
So when he was now ready to leave, the pharmacist asks Emeka how many condoms he'd like to buy:
- A 3-pack
- 10-pack or
- A family pack.
"I'm really going to put it to this girl," Emeka tells the pharmacist." I intend
to plug every orifice in her body at least twice."
The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all that.
That night, Emeka shows up at Amaka's parents house and meets Amaka at the door.
"Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" Said Amaka.
Emeka goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where Amaka's parents are seated.
Emeka looking dazed quickly offers to say the grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and Emeka is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from Emeka. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, Amaka finally leans over and whispers, Emeka "I had no idea you were this religious. WOW!!!, my parents will really like you"
Emeka turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist."
Submitted by Manny Osifo
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