A university lecturer in Lagos was reknowned for his strictness during exams while invigilating.
When he screamed "Pens Up!!!" you better stop writing. If he caught you writing another word it was an instant F grade.
During one particular "almighty June" exam , a desperado was sweating and scribbling away frantically when the dreaded "Pens Up!!!" was heard.
Everyone's writing hand underwent automatic paralysis except the desperado student much to the chagrin of the strict lecturer.
As the student approached with his paper the strict lecturer eyed him wickedly. "You aren't submitting that paper here. You know my rule" said the lecturer.
"Abeg sir. E jo sir. Please sir" said the boy who was now prostrating.
"Even if your father's name is Obasonjo you will not submit that work here" replied the lecturer.
The boy said "Do you know who I am ?".
"I don't know and I definitely don't care" said the lecturer.
"So you really, really have no inclination as to who I am ?" asked the student.
The lecturer now getting very irritated began "are you deaf or something ?....How many times....."
Quick as a flash, the student lifted the heap of answer papers on the table and placed his paper bang in the middle before bolting out of the class !
Submitted by Babawilly
Top of Page
Guides
Channels