Baba Agba from Ijebu sat at the breakfast table with his wife, and two relations who had flown in from the US and UK respectively in the home of a rich nephew in a smart part of Lagos.
Each relative including the host had his wife present.
The Beento's tucked into their continental breakfast while Baba Agba ate Akara and hot Akamu.
Suddenly the guy from US said to his wife "pass the sugar SUGAR"
The wife blew a kiss and dutifully obliged.
Next the UK guy said "pass the honey HONEY"
And his wife smiled like a young bride and obliged.
Baba Agba not wanting to be left out turned his Akamu slowly and winked at his wife before saying "Mama Ibeji, ke pass the milik you cow".
Mama Ibeji blushed like a Juliet in the arms of her Romeo and obliged her man.
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