A man who talked in his sleep was finding it difficult telling his wife of his true feelings regarding her cooking.
She had an obsession with beans and to compound issues her favourite music was Dancing Vibrations by the Rice and Beans Orchestra which she played at full blast every meal time.
Her menu consisted of only Akara, Moin Moin, Ewa Agoyin, Boiled Ewa (sometimes with weevils for extra protein), Baked Beans and Fried Ewa.
Things came to a head when Cecilia promised a special birthday meal only for hubby to open the Pyrex dish and find just one solitary slice of Dodo floating in a sea of Ewa, Weevils and a few tiny stones.
On seeing the effort Cecilia had put into the meal and observing how much his wife was enjoying rocking to the Rice and Beans Orchestra, hubby had no choice but to grin and bear it.
But alas!, out of the abundance of the heart the mouth singeth.
By 3am sharp hubby began to sing in his sleep sending Cecilia into shock.
To the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's Cecilia he sang;
Cecilia,
Ya makin' me fart
By serving me hot Ewa daily
Oho, Cecilia,
I'm down on ma knees
I'm begging you please
No more beans
No more beans !!
SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE etc.
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