A young primary school boy developed an inferiority complex at school because class mates all talked about exotic holidays all the time.
He soon delved into creative fabrication to save face.
"My father is a millionaire in any currency" he began to boast and to his astonishment he became a star in class.
One day he had a stomach ache and the teacher asked what he had for breakfast.
His list was impressive "Teacher I had salmon, sausages, toasted paw-paw, caviar, eggs, fresh milk and Kelloggs Corn Flakes (imported of course)"
Just as Long throat began to catch the class, he was violently sick and out came seven lumps of eba, one bouncing Pomon, and three tape worms dancing in slimy Okra.
"Haba" screamed the whole class but the stubborn boy still no gree.
"Teasha this is the second course o. First course still dey belle" he said before collapsing in pain.
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