Benjamin (Bobo Benji) and Shola (Sholus Baiby) were on their honey moon in Australia.
As they speed in their rented BMW in a very deserted place they seemed to have collided with something and Benji slammed the breaks. Check this out.
Benji: I don kill person
Sholus: I didn't see them coming. Where did they appear from?
They both came out and found a motionless giant Kangaroo.
"Chai ! See better bush meat" said Benji licking his lips and fantasising of bush meat pepper soup.
"Don't even think about it" said Sholus as she knelt to stroke the Kangaroo's head.
Benji rushed for his camera."My friends at the office will be impressed by this Kangaroo".
For better lighting, he carried the Kangaroo and proped it against the side of the car facing the sun then put his arm around it.
Benji: Snap now.What are you waitng for? Person fit come catch us o.
Sholus: This is inhumane. Even sef the Kangaroo looks very dead. It's eyes are closed.
Benji took off his Raybans, cap and agbada and dressed the Kangaroo.
Benji: Any better ?
Sholus: Yes I guess.
Benji put his arms round the Kangaroo and smiled.
Benji: Use flash o!
The flash startled the concussed animal back to consciousness and it took off. Benji took off in pursuit to no avail.
He returned sweating and whistling Grover Washington's "Just the two of us".
Sholus: Don't worry, Mum has more of the material. I would make another Agbada for you when we return to Lagos.
Benji So you want the good or bad news first?
Sholus: The good news Benji Bobo.
Benji: I love you.
Sholus: I love you too. And the bad?
Benji: The car keys and mobile phone are in my Agbada top pocket !
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