Obinna was finding it difficult to get his brother Chudi on the phone. So he rang the telephone operator in London. Check this out.
Operator: Where are you ringing from sir ?
Obinna: Lagos.
Operator: Pardon?
Obinna: Lagos!
Operator: Sorry, still can't get you.
Obinna: Lagos!! Maybe I should spell it.
It is elu for eluphant,
A for Aducation,
G for Geesus,
Zero for nothing and
S for esther.
Operator: I get it now Lagos!
Obinna: By the way I like your voice.
Operator: Thanks. What's you name again ?
Obinna: Obinna .
Operator: Sorry?
Obinna: Ah, Let me spell it.
It is zero for nothing,
b,
one,
una,
una,
ah