Which mouth I wan take pray dis praya eh? Smol time I go say ….Friends ,Naijas and countri pipo dem, I’ve come to bury and praise 2002…Na wa.
It has been an exciting last 12 months and one can only thank Papa God for the people in one’s life.
My good pipo dem, may God buta yua bread for twenti zero tiri.
May yua mouth utter anoda praya come twenti zero four.
May wind not carry the cloth you hang outside commot.
May you not bite yua tongue in the process of mastication of Opkoroko (no matter how sweet).
May yua Oga promote you.
As Falcons dey fly in one direction only (forwards and never backwards) , na so yua bank balance go dey go ni.
May yua shoe not develop hole.
Wen you opun mouth yakata dey doze,may you not mistake the cockroach wey climb enta as juicy chewing gum.
May yua neighbour on a long distance flight not release more then one mess per hour.
May you be ringing yua relations from labour ward in 9 months ( If you no want, no bi by force to say Amen)
May yua car no senior you for age. (How man go dey prostrate for Tokunbo?)
May you dream of first class flights to exotic locations.God forbid make ‘Willi-willi’ (Evil Ghost) dey pursue man pickin alnight.
May you clean yua cata with silk hankerchief. God no go gree make you use corner of shirt.
May yua lottery numba enta. (Remember Babawilly dat time o).
May yua enemies no put pepper inside yua contact lens.
May yua 6 pack develop.
May yua snoring stop.
May di aroma from yua socks and bata resemble Eternity by Calvin Klein.
May arm robber and 419 see you run.
Make yua broda win election.
Make love sweet you well well.
May yua moto engine no knock.
May no one pour sand for yua Garri.
May you not touch yua blokus and count three testicles.
May di pipo dem laugh wen yua joke finis.
May yua bride be in the same countri as you on yua wedding day.
If you must bleach yua skin may the colour uniform.
May dat terrorist develop Meningitis, brain tumour,heart attack and assorted jedi jedi the night before he is due to go on yua flight.
Grey hair na wisdom but if you must dye am, may the colour catch.
May yua yams not rot in the ground before harvest.
May yua coronary artery no block in twenti zero tiri.
May the doctor doing yua nose job not mistake you for dat baba in for leg amputation.
May yua pickin no sick.
May yua soup get meat inside.
May yua landlord no double yua rent.
May you settle yua tax bill quick quick (If you live for Naija Amen fit dey optional)
May you and yua family have cause to flash yua 32 in Ovation magazine.
And finally, the ones wey I no mention sef, God go do all.
Through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Amen.
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