Secret Scents
By: Babawilly
"My bone is over the Niger
My bone is over the bridge"
Sang the Asaba based Orji of his fiance in Onitsha. He was so in love but had a dark secret. He had smelly feet.
One thing worried him though and that was his intended never spoke. She also had a secret. She had bad breath.
On the honey moon night Orji went to the bathroom, took off his pungent socks, washed and perfumed his feet then returned to the bedroom.
His wife who had nodded and smiled throughout the wedding ceremony then went to the bathroom.
Check out what happened on her return.
Orji Darling, I have a secret. I have smelly feet. Bride now speaking for the first time, I too have a secret to....
Orji cuts her short: I know.You have eaten my socks !!!
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