A no nonsense Delta business man was on tour of Europe.
In London, British and Nigerian business people hosted him to a dinner. When it was time for his speech an interpreter stepped in. Check what happened.
Buisness man: Thanks for di hospitu and clinic. I muss revenge.
Interpreter: Thanks for the hospitality.
B.Man: Hengland guud welu-well. Unlike those other ye ye places wey no get chop for mouth. Fess I go Tolotolo where themu take sardin and premature cocoyam finis mi.
Interpreter: I loved Turkey with their sweet potatoes.
B.Man: Ness na Wasa Wasa then we fly to dat place weda na bounce or cash themu call am , I don forget.
Interpreter: Warsaw in Poland and the Czech Republic feted us handsomely.
B.Man: Man pikin reach Opkoroko city come loose belt dey wait draw soup and Eba. Shoo! Na premature cocoyam ahgain. Themu say Opkoroko na export item only.
Interpreter: I enjoyed Norway so much I didn't want to leave.
B.Man: Come see wetin hapun for Francis house. Na Opkolo themu take do Suya gi us. God forbid!
Interpreter: France was indeed the city of romance. They had world class cuisine.
B.Man: Hunger no guud ah-tall.
Interpreter: Hungary was beautiful.
By now the Whites were applauding and the Naijas' dying with laughter.
B.Man: But London food guud. Ma step broda wey live Ojujuware road im wife dey toast Banga well well.
Interpreter: My sister-in-law of Edgware road has been the perfect hostess.
B.Man: The Marilebon, Animal and sontin plus St. Johnnie firewood Urhobo communities Wado for una love to me.
Interpreter:I wish to thank the Maryleborne, Elephant and Castle, plus St. John's Wood Urhobo communities for the reception held in my honour.
B.Man: Pick am and Bringx di thing do well.
Interpreter: Also I thank the Peckham and Brixton Urhobo communities.
B.Man: But I no like as woman face dey all di money here.
Interpreter: I love the Queen.
B.Man: Lastly, una no respect titled cheif like me? Why una say make I go dey greet that Madam for morning? The madam no get leg to come greet me? If na joke make e stop now now! Thank you all.E ! Eyeee!
Interpreter:I loved the trip to Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum. God bless
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