Johnny was so in love with Ngozi who incidentally was the fatest girl in the village.
Each time she came to his mother's kiosk his heart will flutter but his mouth would cease up.
Johnny consulted Emeka, a man about town, for advice.
"It's easy ma broda. Just go record shop and learn all the love songs. "Babes love lyrics" was Emeka's advice.
Two months later Johnny was ready. Check this out.
Ngozi: Can I have my usual bubble gum please ?
Johnny: Hello, is it me you're looking for ?
(L. Richie)
Ngozi: Abeg gi mi chewing gum ojare.
Johnny: Will you be my sweatie, my sugar, my baby....
(Bunny Mack)
Ngozi: Or gi ni. Is everything all right?
Johnny: Ngozi one, two, three alright! May I be your lover boy and boyfriend
(Felix Liberty)
Ngozi begin smile small small so Johnny delivers his killer lyric.
Johnny: You're once, twice, three times a lady, A fon gi na ya. (I love you)
Ngozi eye jus change. "Johnny ! Johnny! so bicos I fat eh? Your mama three times a lady. You will enjoy three times a lady today today" she screamed.
Saying that she wrestled him to the floor and sat on his chest.
Johnny who by now was seeing stars was forced to use the lyrics he had kept in reserve.
Johnny: Bico Ngozi, STOP! in the name of love, be be before you you broke my heart.
(Supremes)
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