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Chat-Up-Lines
By JMK
Lagos
May 18, 2001
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- Excuse me... but I couldn't help noticing..are those real?
- Haven't we met before?
- Oh my God! it's Susan is it not?.
- Oh sorry I thought...
- Can I be your slave?
- Hey, wait, one look into your eyes and I'm ten years younger.
- Will you marry me?
- Were you by any chance cleopatra in a pastlife?
- No, don't tell me...you're Tony braxton clone.
- Can I buy you a drink?
- What's your last name...No...it'll soon be mine anyway.
- Didn't I sit next to you on the plane?
- Do you work out often?
- I feel like I've known you forever.
- Boy...you draw me like a magnet
- I can see my mom nodding her head now.
- Where shall we have our honeymoon?
- I don't know what to do it with you.
- How many times do I have to tell you to stop following me around?
- Give me one good reason why you shouldn't dance with me?
- Hello...is it time you're looking for?
- Hi...What would you think if I told you I love you?
- They shouldn't let you out, you'd cause way too many accidents?
- Hey!!...it was you!
- Hey!!...with a body like that, we could redefine sin.
- My mama always said I'd meet someone nice...I just did.
- I've died and gone to heaven!
- Are you sure we haven't met before?
- Can I read your palm?
- Have you been crying ?
- If I wrote the alphabets "I and U" would always be together.
- Your mother is a thief! She stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
- Shake it, don't break it, it took your momma a long time to make it
- A woman is like the continents;
- At 20 she's like Africa; unexplored and undiscovered.
- At 30 she's like India; Hot and exotic
- At 40 she's like America; Technically perfect.
- At 60 she's like Siberia; Everybody knows where it is but nobody wants to go there.
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