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    Assertive Naija Woman

    At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker, from England, stood up:

    "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.

    Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

    After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered.

    The second speaker, from America, stood up:

    "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.

    After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered.

    The third speaker, from Nigeria, stood up:

    "After last year conference I go house and tell my husband that I no go do im cooking, cleaning or go market for am again, and dat he go dey do am imsef.

    After the first day i no see anytin. the second day sef, I see notin. But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye.

    Submitted By Annonymous

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