Isoko Man In The Elevator
An Isoko man was visiting Lagos for the first time and had to visit his son's office in a high-rise building.
On getting in to the lift to journey to the son's office on the 10th floor, the man was visibly shaken and looked quite uncomfortable.
He was muttering something to himself inaudibly, probably in the Isoko language.
As soon as the door of the lift flipped open for the first passenger to disembark at the 6th floor, the man shouted Oghene Buko!! and immediately jumped off the lift.
He was still muttering, this time loudly. "Thank God, these people are still after me from my village - They will not succeed!"
Submitted by Jude Anyigbo