"Do you have any previous working experience?"
"No I am the beast! The beast! You know, the one with the 666 number?"
"Ok, I'm sorry but while we are familiar with that code, and it is indeed the only one for the job, we feel you are not qualified. If you would just leave your resume with us we'll be sure to call you if anything turns up."
She couldn't believe this was happening. She was the beast, and yet because she was female she wouldn't be used to wreak havoc on the world? Surely this type of sexual discrimination had to stop. She was the only one with the 666 number. The devil had made sure of that.
"Listen! Is it because I'm a woman that you won't hire me? The great whore of Babylon is a woman too!"
"Well, actually it's a transvestite. Like I said, just leave your resume and we'll get back to you. Thank you. Have a nice day."
She stormed out of the office. On the door was the sign that read: "Revelation and company: Destroyers of the future." Hmmph! Destroyers her ass. If they didn't use her, then they would not be able to destroy the world at all. There must be a way. She walked out into the street. New York was a lot like hell in many ways. She walked left, out of instinct. She looked at the sign--42nd street.
She had walked several blocks and now began to feel a bit hungry. There was a big restaurant with golden arcs a block down. It belonged to some Donald fellow, she saw. She walked into it and went up to the lady at the cash register. The lady was somewhat plump but not quite juicy enough. "Can I have something a bit bigger?" she asked.
"Huh?" replied the lady.
"Never mind. You'll do." With that she grabbed the lady with her left arm and skinned her with the right. She hated those vericose veins, but one can't be picky in New York, the devil had told her. She proceeded to sit down on the table and munch on the lady.
"Yes is this the police? A big beast just walked in here and ate an employee" yelled the manager furiously into the phone. "No this is not a joke. I am ...Listen I am not drunk! Now it's drinking her blood! No the employee's name was not Mary--it's not a bloody Mary you fools!!" Obviously the police did not believe him.
"Hey you!" yelled the manager "You can't just come in here and eat people!"
"Hey don't get rude to me now. It's not like I'm not paying for it. Besides, you're just shouting cause I'm a woman." retorted the beast.
With that said, she left a five dollar bill on the table. She wasn't tipping this rude man.
"Taxi!" She hailed a cab. She didn't feel like walking anymore. A yellow cab stopped in front of her and she got in. "Are you Nigerian?" she asked the cab driver. "Yes madam, how did you know?" replied cabby.
"Oh, I was once posted to Nigeria and I can tell. Wow. You know you people are just the greatest. I had the best time in Nigeria. Anything is possible in that country."
"Hia hia hia hia hia!" indicated the driver knowingly as he drove.
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