I feel justice will be but served, if we allow Lucifer to wait for a long period before being sentenced. Let him hang around for a while thinking about his faith with his evil followers."
Applause. <Cheer> "Hear Hear!"
Sango bows sheepishly.
God: "Thank you my child. But how do you propose we do this. Jesus, you have said nothing since the battle. What's on your mind?"
Jesus: "Verily, verily I sayeth unto thee."
All: "Huh?"
Jesus: "Exactly. That's the way they speak!"
God: "Who?"
Others: "They?"
Jesus: "These people I am thinking about. See it's like this. Create some sort of domicile for Lucifer and his people to dwell till they're sentenced to hell. Then create some people who are able to bruise his belly with their heels. <guffaw>!"
Much applause. <Cheer> "Hear Hear!"
Jesus ascends and then comes back and grins.
God smiles: "I like that idea."
He then looks around at all his children, different shapes, sizes, colors, and races.
He says: "Let us create man in our image and likeness. Each of you, create man in your image and bring him before me for submission. The die is cast. After you have created your prototypes of man, we will put him in the domicile. Jesus do you have a plan of the domicile yet?"
Jesus: "No"
Obatala: "I created one quickly while you spoke, but it is without form and void and is full of water."
God: "Why water?"
Obatala: "Er well I had thought it up while taking a shower and I didn't want to forget the idea so..."
Then God broods upon the face of the waters. God looks at what Obatala has created and says to the assembly: "What is missing?"
Krishna: "Light!"
God smiles and says "Let there be light" ...and there was light.
And God says "Cool!" ...and he saw that it was good.
God looks again at the domicile and said "not bad for one day's work eh?" Everyone laughs and nods.
God says: "Tomorrow, as you work on your images and likeness, we'll continue perking up the domicile. What shall we call it I wonder? We'll think of something."
This goes on for six days with something new being added to the domicile each day. On the seventh day God rests. Jesus comes up to him and asks him to look at the new "world" that was now ready for man. God smiles at Jesus’ ability to coin new terms that actually mean something and they both go and look at the world, and like it. Later on that day, all God's children bring their prototypes to God and he approves of them and tells them how the plan is to work.
Lucifer would be sentenced to "earth" a term, once again coined by Jesus, and then all the men that had been made by God's children would be incorporated into one man and put on earth. Over the course of time, the offspring of the man would spread out over the earth to their eventual destinations as each begins to resemble his maker. Finally, when all men are spread out, they shall then assemble the devil and send him to hell, bruising his belly al the time. The initial man's name shall be called "Okurin" and he shall be placed near the center of the world. God goes down into the world and immediately falls in love with the Heaven-like atmosphere of Africa.
He find some beautiful springs near the place called Tanzania, and finds some lovely gardens near the place called Kenya, and he said: "You know, I think I'll put Okurin here and let all his offspring who are as dark as he is live on this vast land. I'll give them some of the languages that I speak and a couple that Obatala speaks since he re-made most of Africa." So God put the language of Luo and Swahili in Okurin (Adam) and set him down to live in that beautiful area--Africa.
It is not before long that Lucifer comes strolling in (he looks like a snake with feet) and strikes up conversation with Okurin. In a matter of minutes, Lucifer is able to convince Okurin that he needs something called a female..."something weak and fragile that will allow you to express your manhood" Lucifer tells Okurin. "The way God created this earth, see, something needs to be on top and something under. This way, we can make sure that it becomes your worlda man’s world." Okurin is taken by the idea. No sense in being the slave, right?
Okurin calls God and tells him of his need for a companion, just as the evil one has coached him, and God creates a woman called "Obirin" from Okurin's ribs. Poor Okurin and his masculinity. As soon as Obirin is created, the term "household chores for men" is invented.
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